I want to have your abortion
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
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The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
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I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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