Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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