I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I forget how to act sober
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