TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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