We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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