I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
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I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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