he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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