I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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