ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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