C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
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