I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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