How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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