Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
