We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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