if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
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I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
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I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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