I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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