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(914): View more from New York

i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty

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(347): View more from New York

tell your sister to shave her snatch

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(419): View more from Ohio

Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.

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(251): View more from Alabama

There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.

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(319): View more from Iowa

the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler

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(336): View more from North Carolina

She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?

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(602): View more from Arizona

i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward

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(845): View more from New York

Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.

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(703): View more from Virginia

my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life

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