I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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