This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I know her cup size but not her name....
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