he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
