Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
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I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
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first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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