Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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