At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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