So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I don't want my vagina anymore.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize
