Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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