i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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