5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
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Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
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It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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