Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
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I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
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It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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