Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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