he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
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girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
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so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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