I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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