So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
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Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
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I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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