Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
nutella sex= disaster
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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