On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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