Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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