your thong is hanging out like whoa
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
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I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
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You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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