What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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