I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
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The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
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I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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