Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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