god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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