wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
There's always time for handjobs
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It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
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my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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