dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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