I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Mom said you looked used
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Randomize
