well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.