went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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