beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
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He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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