discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
