Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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