Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
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You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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