things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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