I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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