I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
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Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Watching her eat just hurts me
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
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I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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