You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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