what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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