Plan B is the new Plan A
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
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Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
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Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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