there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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