So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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